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:iconpiratella:
Okay, so maybe I should explain a little.


These two are characters from a series of books I'm writing. Let's just call it Bodyguard. That was it's name was three years ago. I guess it still fits.

ANYWAY.

So this is Joanna (Jo, Anna, Nan, Jobanana) and Edgar (Eddy).
Everyone calls them them Jo and Eddy. Even me, sometimes.

Jo is Eddy's Bodyguard, for undisclosed reasons. Usually, she's laid back, and cracking jokes, and helping Eddy out when he gets stuck in a messy situation. Sometimes though, she breaks down. Like when...oh I don't know...SOMEONE DIES. *Cue dramatic music*

No. Anyway.

And Eddy is a tight ass. He's a jerk, and he likes to say what's on his mind. Basically, that translates to he likes to tell people to their faces that they suck and that they should just go die. Him and Jo are good friends, but they like to bag on each other all the time.

Oh yeah, he plays the guitar. He wants to be famous someday.

Jo: How fucking original, you jerkhole turd.
Eddy: At least I don't have the face of a coyote.
Jo: Sure you do. Coyote Ugly!

Stuff like that.


But back to the point. Eddy is kind of a sadist in the way that he thinks crying girls are cute. He doesn't like them when they're all "HAPPY SMILEY PINK GLITTERY RAINBOW PUFF". You know why? CAUSE HE'S A SICK EMO SADISTIC FREAK THAT'S WHY.
AND I LOVE HIM FOR IT.

So that's why he's all like, "Oh no, it's okay. You go ahead and cry in my shoulder SO I CAN TAKE A MENTAL IMAGE AND JERK OFF TONIGHT."

"Huh?"

"What? I didn't say anything. Cry some more."
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~FR3AKxx2 Dec 29, 2009
Lmao.
Hot.

I don't know why this girl is crying. If I was her...

Well...Let's just say Me and Eddy have A LOT in common.

Jo: Eddy?! WHATS WITH ALL THOSE CUTS ALL OVER YOUR BODY FROM? DID YOU GET IN A FIGHT?
Eddy: Nope. I just got a new girlfriend.
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~Piratella Mar 10, 2010
She's crying because EDDY WAS BEING A MEANIE> >C
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~FR3AKxx2 Mar 10, 2010
Awh, but that's part of his charm. GOD I HATE THOSE GIRLS WHO FALL IN LOVE WITH HOT MEN WHO ORIGINALLY HATE THEM. THEY ARN'T FAIR. Give a hottie to us deserving fangirls. WE CAN TREAT A SADISTIC MAN RIGHT.


Plus. He's total mancandy.
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~Piratella Mar 13, 2010
RIGHT?

IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT SINISTER LOVIN', PASS IT MY WAY SISTER.
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~Midori24 Oct 3, 2009
..LOL
I like this guy.
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~Piratella Oct 4, 2009
Then I'll be sure to upload more of him, lol.
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~AmayaHplz Oct 3, 2009
OMG THAT DESCRIPTION MADE LMAO D:
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~Piratella Oct 3, 2009
It's funny cause it's true. B)
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~ImpBoy101 Oct 2, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaa, I love Eddy already!! XD
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~Piratella Oct 2, 2009
It's because he's sadistically fantabulous.
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